Lockdown Sequel: The Liberals Strike Back

Liberal Snowflakes are using the lockdown as another platform for complaining. What a surprise, they’re trying to fix the world’s problems again by barraging the government. Even in times of national emergency, they fail to change their ignorant ways!

For all of those who feel that the government have completely botched our protection from the Coronavirus…Newsflash…you’re just wrong. The first mistake you lot tend to make is when you blame Boris Johnson himself for any supposed ‘issues’, rather than blame his government. Movements such as #borisout spring to mind. The following guideline seemed to incite a lot of ‘unrest’ in the snowflake community: Shopping for basic necessities “as infrequently as possible.” Suddenly a snowstorm of panic ensued. All the liberals wondered, does avocado count as essential? As we all know, avocado on toast is like rocket fuel for a liberal. It kickstarts a fiery feeling inside them that causes them to be offended by absolutely anything. And I mean anything: air conditioning, a poster being the wrong colour, someone making a harmless joke. All these things have been known to cause a tirade of abuse and anger from a liberal snowflake.

People are directly criticizing the prime minister because they are subscribers to the nonsensical belief that the prime minister makes all decisions by himself, with no guidance. In reality, this assumption couldn’t be further from the truth. Our prime minister acts on the advice of experienced medical advisors, who know exactly the best course of action for the country. Blaming the prime minister has the sole outcome of making you look incredibly poorly educated, so here’s some free advice. In the future, just don’t do it.

Next come the people who incessantly complain about how hard life is in lockdown. These opinions are usually thrust on us in the format of an aggressive tweet or a TikTok. You can instantly tell when you have come across one of these people, as they all have a few things in common. They all have a stable income, happy home life, and most importantly, only pretend to care about the disadvantaged people so that the other snowflakes will accept them into the cult. I am firmly of the belief that all these people adopt an ideology of selective liberalism. Selective in that they’re only liberal when other people are looking.

Now I’m going to discuss a whole new class of moron. Extinction Rebellion. These insolent halfwits decided that it was an intelligent idea to vandalise the BP Institute at Cambridge university. This was a vile breach of the COVID-19 lockdown restrictions. These imbeciles pretend to possess large quantities of intelligence, when in reality, they failed to correctly spell the word isolation on their official website. They spelt it “insolation”, the meaning of which is “exposure to the sun’s rays”. Unless they wanted their so called ‘rebels’ to attack people with sunbeams, I believe they have made a childish error. If only they had spent less time blocking up London, and more time in school learning the basic human skill of spelling, we wouldn’t have to deal with this Marxist drivel. Along with extinction rebellion, you have your average, Tesco brand activist. These people have decided to blame the COVID-19 crisis on climate change. No matter the issue, they’ll always find a way to blame something on climate change. Earthday.org states “If we don’t demand change to transform our planet and meet our climate crisis, our current state will become the new normal”. The use of “current state” is in reference to the Coronavirus pandemic. This quote proves that these activists are willing to exploit the COVID-19 crisis, and therefore the deaths of thousands of people, to further their twisted ideology that they believe is going to save the world. I’m all for living in an eco-friendlier society, but exploiting this crisis is ludicrously obscene.

Even in times of crisis, we still seem to suffer a plague of unemployed drunkards littering the beaches, drinking their money away. These idiotic, pestilent insects seem to have no problem with shamelessly flouting the lockdown restrictions put in place. This just goes to show that these ‘warriors’ fighting against ‘the man’ will do absolutely anything they can to defy the governments legislation. Unbeknownst to them, they are actually increasing the spreading of the disease, whilst at the same time criticizing the government for not controlling the spread well enough. I sense a touch of hypocrisy. Don’t you?

To conclude, poorly educated, belligerently disobedient liberal snowflakes are causing more problems than they are helping to solve. The way they nonchalantly transgress the decisions of the government sets a dangerous precedent in the modern world. These people just need to learn to shut their Tory bashing, Lidl loving mouths and do as they’re told. Don’t be an idiot. Stay at home.

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https://rebellion.earth/2020/04/01/uk-newsletter-12-livin-la-vida-lockdown/

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https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/apr/21/inside-the-beltway-earth-day-activists-weaponize-c/

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